SyotosGreen

SyotosGreen - also known under the aliases of "David_vandyke" and "llljljljlljljljl", is a Danish player and the self proclaimed and unrecognised/contested king of 9b9t. One can easily spot out that SyotosGreen is a Scandinavian due to the fact he has the skin of a pigman in a suit.undefined

Early Life
SyotosGreen was irrelevant until he befriended x0b, so not much is known about his previous background. What we do know is that SyotosGreen joined the server June 28th. SyotosGreen was so irrelevant prior to receiving the "sweet tp", that he himself does not remember much of his early days on 9b9t. During July, SyotosGreen and X0b lava casted the end. From there, they proceeded to start a "pilgrimage" to the base of x0b, a pilgrimage which miraculously lasted less than 2 days.

Life at Legion
SyotosGreen was notoriously known for being AFK at his new base, and through this he has managed to rack up a game time of over one third of the actual uptime of the server itself, and incredible feat and is thought to have doubled second place on game time. SyotosGreen began to age like a grumpy old man, and would spew out insults such as the infamous "git relevant fag" at newer players. Players such as FCB began to worship SyotosGreen for his actions, and so the Church of Syotosism was set up by said worshipper.

Controversy
SyotosGreen was thought to be OP by rainbow_slayer and during mid September, "rainbow" - then known as MaybeUrMum got his cousin back home in India to hack into Syotos' Minecraft account. The results were shocking, SyotosGreen was discovered to have been OP since July. MaybeUrMum called out SyotosGreen to walk 30 million blocks to fight him, which was all part of his master plan to instantly log, however SyotosGreen identified it. MaybeUrMum then proceeded to call SyotoGreen a "pussy", and when asked to walk 30 million himself he said it was too far.

Radio Host
SyotosGreen was the host of the VERY FAMOUS radio show 420.69 FM, under the alias of ("DJ") PermaVirginLtnk. The radio show got very mixed feedback, mainly because it was all in greentext, and SyotosGreen also sets his delay to 4000ms, considered very fast by "spammer" expert miniman392. The DJ has probably been ignored by half the server, the half which SyotosGreen claims are "irrelevant". The radio show also is also on a repeat of the 3 songs it has from the artists John Scatman, Katy Perry and JJ20051. When John Scatman is playing, CyberLost questoned its existence, saying: "wtf is this song" (I'm not fucking surprised you don't know what that song is Cyber you knobjockey).