BradArmstrong

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BradArmstrong, also known under the past names (you change your fucking name way too much man) as Bounsplode and ______Sans______ - and more than likely some other gay name - is a Brazilian 9b9t player who is best known for having a severe dose of brain hermorrhages and having bipolarism which is often considered to have been a result of the smog emitted from the backwards city of São Paulo.



Early Life
In his early life, Braddy would often trick shot on MW2 on his favourite map 'Favela'. When Brad was just 6 years of age, he was omitted to the cocoa bean trade.

Death
Braddy suffered a very sudden and swift death after a hit and run incident deep in the Favelas (I say hit and "run" because they literally clocked him with a baseball bat and ran away, there's no cars there you see). His death was never looked into by the non-existant police force in Brazil, but it is presumed that the murder was over cocaine (as usual). The account of BradArmstrong was then given to his companion Sato who now can deliver bananas twice as fast. There was a message recently discovered on Brad's body which is still currently situated where he died because not even the state-owned services actually give shit. The note reads: "É isso que você ganha por roubar meu cacau, Filho da puta!".

"Resurrection"
His reddit account started posting again on the subreddit. This hinted that the Brazilian cocoa beans trader was still alive, but then, in March 2017, he started posting about his map arts. Those map arts were incredibly good and, as we all know, Brad is not capable of doing anything productive. Also, whoever was using his account claimed that he built the maps under a "secret alt" (most likely an attempt at hiding his true identity). The rotten corpse that was supposed to be Brad is probably still there in the Favelas, but rats and hungry children made it impossible to tell who that was. So we will always live with the doubt: is ScorpioSolitude actually Braddy? If he is, why is he so skilled at making maps when he was bad at everything a few months before? We'll never know.